Descriptions cont'd
11. Prima Donna- this is that upperclassman chick who reigns as the law school queen. She was probably a high school cheerleader or captain of the dance team. She is good looking up until the moment she opens her mouth. She is obnoxiously loud. Her wardrobe is questionable and revealing. Every other student is just a subject to the queen of the law school. If you choose to go against her, you will be made into the queen's court fool. Even though it probably isn’t fair, she will probably do well in life. Not because she is smart or skilled (at law), but she’ll get hired by a big time firm and sleep her way to the top.
12. the drama queens- Sadly enough, this can be either a guy or a girl. They loved high school and especially the high school drama. Since law school is exactly like high school, these people are in their element. Common phrases from the drama queens, "did you hear who hooked up with who?" or they might come up to you and say, "you'll never guess what so n' so said about you." If there is no drama, they'll make some. For future law students, avoid these people, and don't turn into one.
13. 'MRS.' J.D.'s- This one is pretty self explanatory. These are the girls that failed to get their MRS degree in undergrad. So they decided to spend $1,000's more of daddy's hard earned money to find themselves the next big lawyer/husband in law school. They usually lack any ambition to actually graduate from law school.
14. the coolest 3L ever- Congrats to you Mr. cool guy. After being made fun for the past 2 years by your classmates because you are a total lame ass, you have decided to adopt all the new 1L's and take them under your wing. You enjoy talking about how cool you are, how you are going to work for your daddy's firm in nowhere, Mississippi once you pass the bar. You constantly are hitting on the 1L girls, yet making no progress. If only we could all be as cool as you are. I guess we all can't be winners. Here’s to you…Mr. coolest 3L ever.
and to end on a positive note...
15. Mr. Cool- This is that 3L who is cool as shit. Women love him, men want to be him. He is known by all, but has enough humbleness to not be an arrogant a-hole. Professors and administrators love him. He is the perfect student recruiter. If you have the chance to get to know and be buddies with Mr. Cool and if you don't, you're an idiot. He is buddies with everyone. He is being recruited by all the big firms, but isn’t throwing it in everyone else’s face. He is cool.
12. the drama queens- Sadly enough, this can be either a guy or a girl. They loved high school and especially the high school drama. Since law school is exactly like high school, these people are in their element. Common phrases from the drama queens, "did you hear who hooked up with who?" or they might come up to you and say, "you'll never guess what so n' so said about you." If there is no drama, they'll make some. For future law students, avoid these people, and don't turn into one.
13. 'MRS.' J.D.'s- This one is pretty self explanatory. These are the girls that failed to get their MRS degree in undergrad. So they decided to spend $1,000's more of daddy's hard earned money to find themselves the next big lawyer/husband in law school. They usually lack any ambition to actually graduate from law school.
14. the coolest 3L ever- Congrats to you Mr. cool guy. After being made fun for the past 2 years by your classmates because you are a total lame ass, you have decided to adopt all the new 1L's and take them under your wing. You enjoy talking about how cool you are, how you are going to work for your daddy's firm in nowhere, Mississippi once you pass the bar. You constantly are hitting on the 1L girls, yet making no progress. If only we could all be as cool as you are. I guess we all can't be winners. Here’s to you…Mr. coolest 3L ever.
and to end on a positive note...
15. Mr. Cool- This is that 3L who is cool as shit. Women love him, men want to be him. He is known by all, but has enough humbleness to not be an arrogant a-hole. Professors and administrators love him. He is the perfect student recruiter. If you have the chance to get to know and be buddies with Mr. Cool and if you don't, you're an idiot. He is buddies with everyone. He is being recruited by all the big firms, but isn’t throwing it in everyone else’s face. He is cool.
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